Thursday, January 20, 2005

Ahead Whooooorp Factor 10

Mr. Scott was really hung over today. I mean REALLY hung over. His eyes weren't just bloodshot, they were solid red. He looked like a demon, or at least one of those lawyers from Litigious 6. He was staggering around, grabbing anything that would support him and moaning. Next thing I know, he throws up into the matter intake port.

I don't know what that guy drank, but damn if we didn't hit warp 10!

One one hand, I think we should report this to Starfleet, since it is something the warp theorists would be interested in. On the other hand, I don't want to get Mr. Scott in trouble, and they're bound to ask for specific details. I guess I'll just be quiet for now.


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