Friday, January 14, 2005


So we're out on patrol and we come across this really old ship. One of the guys says it is like 200 years old. All this weird stuff starts happening. I hear the crew talking about this crazy guy taking over the ship. At first I thought they were talking about Captain Jerk, but then they talk about how powerful his mind is, so I know it is someone else. This guy did all this weird psychic stuff. It was one of the crew, but he got zapped or something. I don't know what all went on, but somehow they got things under control.

What is more important, is that a few of us were able to sneak onto the old ship. And yes, it was a little over 200 years old. I don't think I need to tell you why that is so great, but just in case you don't know - IT WAS BEFORE THEY OUTLAWED PORN! We got most of the stuff transported over without the computers picking it up. We stashed it in the engine room where the interference from the matter-antimatter chamber throws off the sensors. I checked with the computer and it thinks we are storing biology textbooks there.

The only thing that sucks is that the old ship was even more Earth-ist than the Enterprise. All the porn is human. Come on, guys, would it hurt to have a few pictures of multi-sex, 10-armed beings every once in a while?


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