Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Earth, Earth, Earth

So get this: Yesterday we visited a planet that was conspicuously like Earth. Same general atmosphere, same size, everything. When the landing party got back, they said it was exactly like Earth from several hundred years ago. Do you think it is a coincidence that we were the ones to visit that planet? No freakin' way. It's just another way this damned ship is so Earth-ist. We never visit a planet that looks exactly like Vulcan, or Nocturnus 4 (my home planet). Just Earth.

One of the guys from security told me it was pretty scary down there. They all got some disease that only attacks adults. I guess everyone was vulnerable except Captain Jerk.


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