Blink once if you forgive me
Oh man, Captain Pike is really screwed up. His face is all burned and he's in a special chair. He can't speak, or even move, really, he just communicates by blinking lights. That's pretty bad, considering that these days, most people can control a moving, speaking holo with their brainwaves. This happened while he was inspecting an old starship. This is all my fault. If I hadn't gotten him transferred, none of this would have happened.
I arranged with the transporter crews to automatically beam me aboard before the ship pulls out. I plan to drink myself into a coma for a while.